Fortunately I woke up anyway.
Unfortunately I woke up 40 minutes late.
Fortunately it was crazy hair day at school.
Unfortunately it was not also crazy makeup day.
Fortunately I had a clean "school colors" shirt.
Unfortunately I dripped toothpaste on it and had to wear a non-school colors shirt.
Fortunately I had time to make coffee.
Unfortunately I didn't have time to eat a healthy bowl of cereal.
Fortunately, my husband keeps the house stocked with junk food, and I scored a package of mini donuts.
Unfortunately...my husband keeps the house stocked with junk food, and I'm currently 5-10 pounds over what I should be.
Fortunately, my car, which has been in the shop for a week, was ready for me to pick up on my way home.
Unfortunately...it was crazy hair day at school.
Yeah. It was that kind of day.
Make me feel better. Tell me about a day when everything went wrong for you.
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