Because I love you, I'm going to share what's in my purse. This should make you feel much better about what's in your purse. I live to make you feel better about yourself. Here's the purse, before cleaning:
If you look closely, you can see that the straps are showing signs of wear. This is due to the fact that once I find a purse I like, I use it either until it falls apart or until I begin to look like a homeless person because of it. I'm really fussy about the number and placement of pockets in my purse. It's hard to find a purse I love, so I hang onto it when I find one. Yes, I realize how neurotic that sounds.
Here's what was in the purse.
You feel better already, don't you? My family makes fun of my
Let's analyze this a little more closely because, honestly, there's nothing in there that's not an absolute necessity. Okay, maybe the dirty tissues.
Yes, it's been a year since I was last actually in Missouri. What's your point?
These are my two sets of keys, one for work and one for home.
These are business cards that I carry around to pass out. Yes, this is a shameless plug.
I also carry around some gift cards in case we ever get around to using them. Notice I said "we." My purse is also The Hillbilly's storage bag. You ladies know what I'm talking about.
My Kindle. Duh!
Let's empty our purses and see if we can figure out who teaches eighth grade.
How are you feeling? Do you need anything?
Don't laugh! Someday you'll be menopausal too.
Nothing here that I don't actually need, right?
Okay, maybe I'm a little heavy on the motel room lotions here. What goes into the purse doesn't necessarily come out of the purse, at least not soon.
Wallet, check book, and more business cards.
Lots of necessities
The residue including Grandpa's reading glasses that The Monster broke during church Sunday. It's okay. The Hillbilly insists on wearing dollar store reading glasses, which in this case seems to be a good idea.
So there you go! Once again I have publicly humiliated myself for your pleasure. I hope you enjoyed this little tour through the depths of my purse.
What would we find in your purse that you don't see here? What do I carry that you don't? Did anything surprise you? Leave a comment and let me know.