So I was cleaning up the other day, and I came across a lovely little gift my daughter had given me a while back. To be exact, it was on the occasion of my 50th birthday. The only thing you need to know in order to get full enjoyment out of it is that my maiden name is Newman.
She made it herself. She just makes me so proud.
If you have an elderly and decrepit parent such as I, here are some products you might wish to give them:
What is the best old age gag you've seen pulled?