Obviously, from your last Dear Hillbilly posting, I take it that you are not a big fan of people wearing flip flips. So what do you think about high heels.
|Who cares what he thinks? How cute are these? On sale at Designer Shoes!|
Well Sherry, I always found them to be uncomfortable! Just joking! In New York City, I did see a guy about 6’ tall and 250 lbs. wearing a short skirt, fishnet hose and high heels. In a city where everyone has seen about everything and is fairly accepting of fruit cakes, fruit pies, etc. everyone was still staring and laughing. Fortunately, he didn’t go crazy, (crazier), and start trying to kill everyone with the heels! I mean, I almost died laughing anyway!
I am losing focus here. I am sure you are talking about high heels being worn by women---hopefully! Anyway, high heels are designed to make women’s legs look longer and by the way they elevate a woman’s heel, to make the calf muscles be more defined. This of course makes the legs look more shapely. This works pretty well. Most women look pretty good in them at least while standing still.
Cynthia, who just likes shoes period, has a hard time passing up any kind of cute or pretty pairs of shoes. I think she once showed a pair of her red high heels on one of her posts!
|Don't be silly. That was on Facebook. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL RED SHOES IN THE WORLD!|
Anyway, I guess you have to make the decision: am I wobbly walker, a stiff robotic walker, or smooth and graceful walker in high heels. If you wind up on your nose, or need to oil your knees, the answer will probably come to you! You might want to go to more of a wedge type of heel. They seem to be much easier to walk in and give the same basic effect on the legs.
I know that you are from Southern Missouri, so kind of from the South. So what do you think of grits?
|I'd just like to say, "EEEWWW!" Thank you.|
Grits are not my favorite. However, they are better that the pits and way better than the sh-----, (diarrhea), if you know what I mean.
Where do people come up with questions like this?
You are married to a writer and lifetime student of English Word(s). I am like your wife, a writer and former English Teacher. Writers are known to be a high-maintenance, crazy lot. What is your general advice for spouses, like my long suffering wife, of writers?
I clicked on your avatar and saw that you are much younger and better looking than I. Hmm! I may be jealous.
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Since you are big into English, you are obviously bright and
I admit, sometimes I roll my eyes and laugh out loud. When Cynthia starts bulling up, I hug her and laugh louder! Then I add a few kisses to the neck, etc. This then lends itself to other possibilities. So, Mrs. Lance, if this doesn’t work, and Lance just isn’t seeing the possibilities in this, he may not be as bright as I first thought!
From the Hillbilly’s Corner!
He is so embarrassing. Yes, he's good at distracting me, but embarrassing nonetheless.
And why does he only make up women's names? What does this mean? Should I be worried?
Also, does ANYONE actually like grits? Questions that need answers!