Monday, August 27, 2012

My Apologies to the Fish Lovers

People, I am so sorry that this is not a blog about fish! I just don't know what to tell you. You've googled "pacu" and ended up on this blog where there's only one measly post about the Man-Eating Fish.


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Pacu Fish
Yes, I wrote a Pacu Fish post, and it has become my all-time most viewed post. I'm talking a big time lead over my next most viewed post, Hillbilly Hygiene.  I mean 1,411 to 310. Who knew my two biggest posts would be one about a fish I know nothing about and one that wasn't even written by me? Thank you, Hillbilly.

My keyword statistics look like this:


Search Keywords
Entry
Pageviews
pacu fish
270
pacu
164
commonplace crazy
43
pacu teeth
25
pacu fish teeth
23
my sister hates me
21
disneyland photo book
14
uhura earpiece
13
cynthia meents blog
11
fish with teeth
11


So there are all these people searching for information about the Pacu and its human-looking teeth, and they end up here on this silly little blog about grammar and grandchildren and hillbillies. And I'm offering my sincere apologies for having lured you here under false pretenses. 

Would I ever take advantage of these good Pacu-searching  people and lure them here once again merely to boost my page view numbers? Never in a million years.
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But I might leave affiliate links about Pacu fish. Maybe.